“One night a president and his wife decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and she had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation, the President asked his wife, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She replied that in her teenage years, the owner had been madly in love with her.
the President then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant!” To which she responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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